Friday, January 9, 2009

Bad News

I did something really bad this morning. I read the newspaper.

Wow, I'll never do that again. It was filled with some seriously bad news. My appetite for seriously bad news is waning. Bad news is the great immobilizer. As I was reading it, I could actually feel my breath grow more shallow. Fear crept up my backbone with its icy fingers.

Thank God my glass is half full...of coffee.

1 comment:

wendywalnut said...

the cure to newspaperitis: one quick glance at "the onion" website. it does wonders!
wv= 'ovenett' - a pet name for the popular toy "easy-bake oven".