What does your shower curtain say about you?

I spent over an hour contemplating the finer points of shower curtains at Home Outfitters this afternoon.

I can't really understand it. I'm generally quite decisive. But choosing the perfect shower curtain made my heart race.

Fabric or vinyl? Patterned or not? Coloured or clear?

After weeks of making decision after decision, I felt like I'd reached the end of the internet. I couldn't decide. I was stymied.

I made a few aborted selections before finally deciding on a vinyl curtain, with coloured circles. I paired it with a soft blue liner.

If you ever happen to gaze upon it, and it's not to your liking, please don't tell me.

I'm a little sensitive about it.