I read this book so you don't have to.
I picked up Celebrity Detox for a bit of mind candy between more serious reads. It took me a couple of hours to make my way through it. I'll never get those hours back.
Here are the highlights:
If you're under 4, and Rosie's child, you can take a bath with her.
Rosie calls things that bring happiness, Yellow. Barbara Streisand is Yellow. Barbara Walters is not.
Rosie believes that Barbara Walters didn't support her during the Donald Trump debacle because Barbara, like The Donald, is part of New York elite -- while Rosie, no matter how famous or rich she is, is still a working class girl.
Working class girls love the Kabbalah. Rosie has a Kabbalah teacher, like that other society maven, Madonna.
Elizabeth Hasselbach from The View was the captain of her college baseball team.
Rosie has a Craft Room in her house and she likes to podge. Incidentally, I also like to podge.
Rosie likes to use the letter "u" in place of the word "you" and "ur" in place of "your". She especially enjoys doing it in freeform poetry.
Anyone want to borrow it?
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